Featured Skaters

April Featured Skater: Endorphin Annie

Endorphin Annie's headshot. She is wearing a black Hard Knox Roller Derby jersey and is standing in front of a rainbow brick wall. Her hands are on her hips in a confident pose. Her dark brown hair is over one shoulder. She has a warm smile.

Name: Endorphin Annie

Number: 987

Travel Teams: All Stars & Brawlers

Home Team: Bombshell Bettys

Years skating: 6


It’s a hard knock life for anyone who has to compete against this Hard Knox skater! Get to know April’s skater of the month: Endorphin Annie!


You were nominated by Psych Wazowski, who wants to know how you feel like you’ve grown as a skater, especially coming back from an injury mid-season?

Annie holding her Game Ball, which is a green pot with white flowers, ribs, and a sign that says "Stronger than before."

Yeah, that was a real bummer! It was the first game of the season, our home opener, and I got my rib cracked. I think though I was able—well I had to take time off and recover—and I was able to watch all the practices and a lot of the games, and learn reffing. So I think that helped me a lot too, just getting to be more aware of penalties, and then good strategies as well, [ones] that work and don’t work.

I would say just being able to observe helped me learn a lot and grow. Also just being anxious and wanting to get back on the track, and hating that I couldn’t, that helped me out I think a lot too.

How did you discover roller derby in the first place?

When I was in my early 20s, I heard about it on the radio. It was a local station. She (one of the girls there) did roller derby, and I thought it sounded amazing, but I was definitely more reserved and shy in my younger years, so I was too afraid to go and try something like that. And then fast forward probably a good 12 years, I found a Groupon for it, and I was like, that sounds amazing! But again, I was a little nervous and apprehensive about doing it myself, so I tried to round up some of my friends, and they all had excuses, you know? I understand, I was like, fine, you know what, I’m not going to let that stop me. So I decided to try it and I instantly fell in love with it. I didn’t really know much about it before I went to my first practice, but yeah, it was great. I couldn’t wait to get better. I remember watching from the far end with the baby skaters and just like, daydreaming about One day I’m gonna be over there with the big kids!

Annie is on the track as a blocker with a fellow blocker. She wearing a blue FWRD jersey, which has a cool shark on it.

You said you heard about it on a local station. Is local Knoxville for you?

No, I came from California, the Sacramento area.

What brought you out here?

To get out of California! [laughs]

So was it [more] getting out of California, or wanting to come to Tennessee, or a little of both?

It was getting out of California, and then my husband and I—we traveled around to a few different states, did a lot of research, and we had never been to Tennessee, but everything sounded really great, what we were looking for (minus the ocean, but gotta give and take a little bit there). So yeah, we just came here and love it.

Wonderful! So you hadn’t done derby before. Had you ever skated before?

Just as a kid on the streets, rollerblading and skating.

So you just totally jumped into it.

Yeah, it was like I had to learn all over again, because I hadn’t gone for so long. I think I was 35 when I started derby. It was my midlife crisis, I call it that.

And we’re glad you had that midlife crisis!

Me too!

What is your favorite position to play?

I like to be a brace. I do like to pivot, but I’m still learning to be better at jamming. It makes me—I get an adrenaline rush, so I’m still trying to get over that.

What are some of your favorite moments on the track?

Having a line that really works, just having the good chemistry. Another one is when you’re actually able to knock somebody down or out, or run up and catch them, those are some of the favorite moments.

I feel like that also gets the adrenaline going too, when you actually do what you wanted to do there.

Right, but that’s not too much adrenaline, like with the jamming!

Annie, in her black jersey, blocking a jammer in bright green. She is turned around to catch the jammer with her chest. Slamwise Gamgee and Raison D'Etrimental are also on the track.

Jamming is very intense! Well, what is something that you’ve gained from roller derby that you maybe didn’t expect?

I’ve always been a really clumsy person, and roller derby and just skating in general has helped me so much more. There’s lot of times where I’ll just be clumsy and almost fall, and I’m like—woah, I would’ve fallen before, but now my balance is so much better.

Winners of the MVPs for home teams. From left to right: Slamwise Gamgee, Shine-Her, Sharon Beavers, Panic Attack, Kitty Twister, and Annie.

What else…great friends, roller derby family, it’s just a great community altogether, I love it. Also, roller derby is the only exercise I’ve ever been able to keep up with. I’ve tried about every exercise there is out there, and I could never stick with it, but roller derby is just so fun that I don’t even realize that I’m working out and getting exercise.

Everyone on the team knows that you’re a big animal lover. Has that always been the way for you?

Yes, I’ve loved animals ever since I was a kid. My parents will tell you that I’d rather be with animals than people. [laughs] I was asking for a horse since I could walk. I used to take my poor dogs and pretend they were horses until my parents actually got me a horse.

Annie and her kids at a bout. She is in full gear and a black jersey. All are smiling warmly at the camera.

What was your first horse’s name?

Lita. She was a pain!

Can you tell us about the sort of animals you have right now in your house?

Yes, we have a couple of French bulldogs, a cat, and we have chickens and rabbits.

How do you balance derby and real life?

Do I? [laughs] It’s hard. There’s lot of times that my husband will actually push me to go to derby because he knows that I’m so busy a lot of times. I’m just like, “Ah man, I should be doing this instead.” He’s like, “No, you should really go, you’ll be glad you did.” So it’s just having to make time because I know I’ll be glad I went once I do. Even when you’re tired, it’s still nice. Or if you’re not having a good day, it really helps. That’s another one too: derby is cheap therapy.

Selfie of Annie and her husband, Michael, on bout day. Annie is in full gear and makeup. Both are smiling slightly and warmly.

It is! When you’re getting ready for a bout, do you have any rituals, anything that you do to help get yourself ready physically or mentally?

Not really. If I catch myself getting nervous, something I just remind myself is: this is what we practice for. So I do say that in my head a lot, just trying to calm myself down.

What is your most common penalty, and does that say anything about your derby playing style?

I would say multiplayers at first. I think I’ve gotten a lot better with that. I guess the second one would be failure to reform, but I’ve learned a lot this offseason, and I have high hopes going into this season that I will not be one to get that.

It’s very easy to see, off the track, how obvious a failure to reform is, but it doesn’t feel that way when you’re on the track.

Right, it just—with all of our practice lately, I’ve been able to be more aware of where I need to be or don’t [need to] be.

A collage of four images of Annie skating at practice. She is blocking in one, pivoting in another, and jamming in the last two. The background is black, and the red text reads: Endorphin Annie #987

How did you decide on your skater name and number?

I was actually doing roller derby for a few months and I couldn't come up with anything. I always love the punny names, but I couldn’t find anything that I thought was right for me. Some of my teammates threw some names out there, and so one of them (Rainbow Fright was her name) she gave me the name Endorphin Annie.

And at the time my number was 707 because that was the area code of one of my favorite places to visit along the coast of Northern California, right on the beach there. But when I moved out here, I decided to change it to 987 because that was Warbucks’s address in New York, so that’s the street address.

Selfie of Cat, Madam Bomb, and Annie at a home bout. Annie is wearing her Betty black button-up shirt, while the other two are wearing black HKRD jerseys.

So for Orphan Annie.

Yeah, wanted to tie it in a little bit more.

That’s perfect. What is something that most people wouldn’t guess about you?

I had based my moving from California around where I could get to roller derby, like what states had roller derby and wasn’t too far to get to practice.

And Tennessee has a lot of places close to a lot of different derby stuff! That makes me wonder—had you, like was Knoxville the first place in Tennessee that you looked at?

We just drove across the country and just drove to this area, to the Knoxville area.

Just because Knoxville’s not usually the first place that people think of when they think of Tennessee.

Eastern Tennessee kind of drew us in; what it’s known for is what we were looking for.

Group photo of the Bombshell Bettys at practice. They are all wearing red and smiling. Annie is standing in the second row in the middle.

What are some of your goals for this season?

To make it through a whole season, to actually get to play. I haven’t played a whole season yet—I started derby in 2018.

What advice do you have for people who want to play roller derby?

Don’t be afraid to do it because you’re gonna love it.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask?

Override. Have you always been as fast as you are now on the track?


Thank you for a fun conversation, Annie! Readers, if you missed the excitement of the Honky Tonk Stomp last month, then you’ll have to wait another few weeks to catch Annie and the rest of the team at home. We’ll be on the road this month, so follow our social media pages to stay up to date on our progress! Until next time, be like Annie and make a major life choice centered around roller derby.

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February Featured Skater: Pistol Whips

Pistol Whips head shot. She is wearing a black Hard Knox jersey in front of the Sunsphere. Her makeup dramatically emphasizes her eyes and cheeks. She is wearing a headband across her forehead and blue feathers in her hair.

Name: Pistol Whips

Number: 365

Travel Team: Brawlers

Home Team: Lolitas

Years skating: 1


You might know her for her blocking on the track, but she’s also behind the merchandise you know and love. Get to know February’s skater of the month: Pistol Whips!


Miss I'll Strike, Pistol Whips, and Killer Kanary geared up and ready for bout day.

You were nominated by Miss I’ll Strike, who wants to know what your favorite thing about your first season was, whether it was a specific moment from a game or a practice, or just anything in general since you’ve now had a full season under your belt.

I would say surviving the first season is one! And then, I guess about June, everything slowed down, and I knew what was happening instead of just being in a tornado and not knowing what to do, not knowing what I could do, couldn’t do. Towards the end of the season, I was able to catch a jammer (still didn’t know what to do with them once I got them). But, you know, a lot of improvement, just the improvement over the year.

What brought you to roller derby in the first place?

Oh I have wanted to join since Hard Knox first started! I had a business at the time and never could get the schedule worked out to where I could commit to the practices. But every year, I would go on the website and look. Then after COVID (I had sold my business during shutdown) sitting around last year I was like, “You know? I think I’m going to try this,” and so that’s what I did.

Had you ever skated before?

I’ve skated most of my life. When I was younger I did figure skating on roller skates, but I had not been on skates for probably ten years when I decided to do Hard Knox. But yeah, I skated a lot early.

Pistol Whips and Roller Bear blocking on the track.

Are there any skills that cross over for you from figure skating to this?

Crossovers and toe stop work. Of course, it’s all different now because I was young and little, so the backwards stuff is different. So there’s just things that I used to could do that now I’m like, terrified to try, if that makes sense. But yeah, it does cross over.

Pistol Whips holding an award, a black wooden "P" with her name, number, and a small silver gun with bullets attached.

How did you decide on your skater name and number?

My husband and I like to shoot. I struggled trying to find a name. I had a lot of different ones, but I was trying to find something that no one else really had. So I went with “Pistol,” and I wanted it to be like a play on words, and “whips” is a word from derby, so it kind of had two meanings, so I went with that.

The number is 365, and that is the number of the pistol that I shoot with.

What is something on your bucket list that you would like to accomplish?

Oh gosh, left on my bucket list I’d like to go to Egypt, Rome, skydive. Most of those things are probably not going to happen [laughs]

Selfie of Whips in her HKRD uniform, a pink bandana on her head, and glittery makeup on her cheeks.

But it’s fun to have things to dream about!

Yeah, my bucket list nowadays is just to enjoy life in the moment. Because when you’re younger, you tend to focus on things that are not important, and the older you get, the more focused you become.

What is your favorite roller derby position to play?

Blocker and brace. I like to be able to see behind me, so I like to brace, and it’s just kind of fun to try to keep up with the jammer. Blocking: it’s just a fun position, you know, you’re trying to work with everybody and try to keep that jammer from getting through, so it’s a good test for balance and learning new skills.

How would you describe your derby playing style?

I’m not sure I even have one yet! [laughs] Not really aggressive, trying to get better at that. That first whole season was just mostly trying to keep up with what was happening, but I don’t think I’ve developed a style yet. But hopefully that’ll happen.

HKRD merchandise at bout day. There are three tables of merchandise with a t-shirt display behind one of the tables.

So one of your off-the-track responsibilities is our merchandise. What has that experience been like for you?

Oh super fun! I’m in my element with that. And it’s always fun spending other people’s money! But just trying to really, you know, take it to the next level and do more for the league to have more funds, which I think can really help with that.

Whips selfie in front of the HKRD t-shirts.

Is there anything that you want to tease that we’re going to have at the merch table this season? Anything that you can reveal?

We’re going to do some more stickers and probably some more different shirts and hoodies and options that’s not just our logo, here’s our logo, you know. Spread to a broader crowd. And maybe some different items that people can use out in their daily life that will advertise us.

On the track, what is your most common penalty, and do you think that says anything about your personality or your derby playing style?

It’s usually a forearm, and so I guess that’s just a natural reaction, trying to learn not to use your arms. I don’t know how that would make my style be, but it would be a forearm or a directional. Those are the two that I get all the time.

Do you have any goals for yourself for this new 2024 season?

I wanna improve my endurance, and try to play other positions, and just improve my skills. I haven’t been able to do a lot because I do have an injury now, so that may affect my season this year, but it gives me goals to work towards.

Pistol Whips giving high fives to fans around the track.

What is something that you’ve gained from your roller derby experience that you maybe didn’t expect?

The support and camaraderie of the team. It’s a good experience, for sure, because during COVID I was alone at home a lot, and I hadn’t played a team sport since high school, so it’s a good experience.

Pistol Whips blocking on the track with two other HKRD skaters. She is bracing and turned away from the camera.

What sports did you play in high school?

I played field hockey, which I grew up in Maine so that’s a Northern thing, we don’t have that down here, and then I played tennis.

Does any of that help you out in derby?

The field hockey probably just being more assertive does help a little bit, but again, that’s been like thirty years ago since. [laughs]

It builds a foundation!

Yeah, exactly!

So if you’re originally from Maine, what brought you down here to Tennessee?

My parents had moved out down here. I’m originally from California. We lived in Maine for awhile, and then my step-father’s family was here, so they moved back down here, and I ended up eventually moving down here to be closer to my mom, and I’ve stayed.

What’s something you like about Tennessee?

Selfie of Killer Kanary and Whips

Oh the mountains, lots of nature stuff, the weather is better.

When we’re not totally snowed in!

Yeah, less snow than what we’ve had this week.

How do you like to spend your free time?

I spend time with my dog. I live on a farm, and that’s what I do for work now, is grow vegetables, and just spend time with my animals. Trying to do more stuff outdoors, live in the moment.

What’s been something that’s been really satisfying about having a farm?

Just being outside and being in touch with nature. Not being stuck inside working all day long, just the freedom to kind of space my day out how I want.

What advice do you have for people who would want to play roller derby?

Whips on the track with a small smile on her face.

Just do it! [laughs] Have patience with yourself because it’s hard, it’s very hard. You have to do it, and you know, it does get—you get disappointed, but you will improve.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask?

Psych Wazowski. What made you decide to do roller derby, and how do you feel like your first official season went?


Thanks for an awesome conversation Pistol Whips! It’s shaping up to be a big year with a lot of home bouts and other community events. You’ll be able to catch us earlier than usual with the Honky Tonk Stomp happening on March 23-34! So until then, be like Pistol Whips and live in the moment.

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January Featured Skater: Miss I'll Strike

Miss I'll Strike headshot. She is in her black jersey with her hand on her hip and turned in a 3/4 pose. She is smiling and wearing her blonde hair down.

Name: Miss I'll Strike

Number: 321

Travel Team: Brawlers

Home Team: Bombshell Bettys

Years skating: 1


If you’re ever in her target zone, brace yourself for a massive hit! Get to know one of our newest Brawlers, Miss I’ll Strike!


You were nominated by Killer Kanary, who wants to know why you wanted to do derby, and do you feel like you’re in a cult now?

Oh yeah [laughs] yeah, in a good way, you know? It’s like a bonus family.

So how did you find out about derby?

Honestly, social media. I knew about Hard Knox because of Facebook, and social media, and it’s something that always I wanted to do. I just kind of took the leap of faith and did fresh meat last year.

Strike and a fan posing in front of the Hard Knox Roller Derby banner. Strike is in full gear and uniform.

Had you skated as a kid?

Yeah, yeah, no I loved skating. That was one reason I wanted to do it. I always liked going to the skating rink and I loved skating. I kind of just wanted to be involved, and I also wanted to be involved in the sport, but I did like skating when I was a kid.

Strike posing on a rooftop with the city in the background.

What was your fresh meat experience like?

My fresh meat experience: I loved fresh meat. It was honestly more than I thought it was going to be, in a good way. I learned a lot, and I felt prepared for the season, even though I didn’t know it at the time, right? You’re always scared going into the season, and you’re like, “Oh, I’m going to have practice with people who know what they’re doing!” [laughs] And then it started, and it wasn’t as bad as I thought because fresh meat was really thorough. It was good.

How did you pick your skater name and number?

Ooh, okay that’s a good one. So I wanted it to be a pun, and I wanted it to be funny, but I wanted it to be…not aggressive. [laughs] But I wanted it to be a pun, and I wanted it to be a kind of an in-your-face name. There’s this rock artist that I really like—her name is Dorothy (I feel like nobody has ever heard of her, there’s a couple people that might listen to it). She has a song, “Missile,” and I was listening to it, and I was like, “Ooh, Miss, Miss I’ll, that’s a really good pun.” And then it took me a couple of days; I finally came up with Miss I’ll Strike.

And then 321 is like “3-2-1 blastoff,” right? It’s like you’re a missile, so I just kind of thought it was funny.

Yeah, they definitely go together!

[laughs] I wanted to have a theme!

Selfie of Strike in a parking garage. Her eye makeup blends oranges and reds, and her lipstick is red.

What is your favorite position to play?

I block most of the time. I don’t really ever jam in the games, but I like jamming at practice. I like blocking on the inside of the track (so [lane] 1 as we say). I just think that’s my stronger side. I turn more into my right, so when you play 1, it’s natural to kind of look over your right shoulder, so I think I’m stronger on that side.

I’ve really been trying to get more comfortable doing the other positions. I braced a lot in the last game of the season that we played in Greenville, which is the first time I did that, bracing a lot in the game, so that was—I was kind of proud of myself because I hadn’t been doing that.

Strike posing for a selfie with her boyfriend in the background at the skate park. She is in full gear and he has a skateboard in his hands.

Doing that and pivoting, pivoting is what I want to work on too. I think you have to be a good blocker and a good jammer to pivot, so I think it’s important to have good pivots on the team.

How would you describe your derby playing style?

My playing style, oh that’s hard because this is only my first season. I just wanna be like the person that’s aware of everything on the track. I don’t ever want to be caught off guard. I wanna always be the person that goes where the jammer is and knows where our jammer is so that I’m aware if I need to brace or need to go give O [offense]. But I think I’m aggressive in the fact that I always try to go after the jammer. I don’t ever want to give up when the jammer gets through. I want to chase them down if I can. I just need to work on being faster and the footwork, but I know I guess that comes with time.

I think I’ve seen you grow a lot this season with your recycling and trying to go after the jammer even after they’ve gotten through.

[laughs] I know, it’s really hard! It’s really hard to catch people, especially when we’re playing against our A team jammers, and they’re so fast that, I guess if you don’t try, you’re never gonna get there.

Strike smiling in a canyon, whose walls rise higher than the picture can show.

If you could teleport to anywhere in the world right now, where would you want to go?

Oh that’s…hmmm…somewhere on vacation, I guess! Somewhere totally different. I have a long list. I’ve really been wanting to go to Greece lately, that’s been on my bucket list for vacation, so I’m gonna say Greece.

What would you most want to do in Greece?

I want to go to the beach. Oh the food! The food, the architecture, the beach, just seeing, you know, the culture, all of it!

Well, what is your favorite part of bout day?

Bout day is really, it’s a long day. Honestly, playing. I feel like because I play in the B games, it’s the last thing of the day, so it’s all this anticipation, right? I help with merch, you know, I help Heather set up merch. So we set up merch, we work the merch table, we’re working the merch table during the A game, and then we finally get our skates on and get to skate, and it’s like a sigh of relief, like “Oh I didn’t forget that I know how to skate! [laughs] I didn’t forget how to play derby!” All the anticipation of the day and then you finally get to play and we do warmups and then I feel comfortable in my element, and I can play, so that first jam that I go out, honestly is probably my favorite.

What were some of your favorite achievements on the track from this past season?

Oh, there’s so many because I couldn’t play at all! [laughs] Honestly, just being comfortable playing the game, right? Because it’s so fast paced, and being comfortable, like knowing that it happens really fast and having that awareness of where everything is, and feeling like things slow down, and so that makes me feel like, okay, I’m learning how to play because I don’t feel so overwhelmed that everything is fast. It’s so weird how that happens.

Strike taking a selfie in a field of sunflowers.

What are some goals that you have for yourself for next season?

There’s a lot! I definitely want to get better at playing the positions that I’m not comfortable playing, like 4 because 1, you know, is my favorite, so playing in 4 because it happens, right? You can’t always be in the same position. I mean in the middle of a jam, we all get scrambled up and you end up being somewhere that you didn’t want to be on the line, so you have to be comfortable doing everything.

So definitely that, and then just skills. Like backwards crossovers, crabbing, that kind of stuff, the skills that help you be a better player. So stuff like that.

How do you find a balance between roller derby and real life?

It’s just scheduling, honestly. It has to fit in with your—I mean, I’m fortunate I guess that it does work with my work schedule and my real life schedule, but practice just kind of fits in naturally into my week. So it’s not too crazy, but it is a lot. I mean, it can be a lot, I guess, if you’re already a busy person. We do practice a lot and then game days are a lot. But yeah, I guess if you’re passionate about it, then you find the time. Which I love, I went into fresh meat honestly not knowing if I was actually going to stay and play. I kind of went to fresh meat to just see what it was about and honestly just be a better skater, and I didn’t know if I was gonna play, and then I loved it, and so I guess if you are passionate about it, you find time for it.

What’s something that would surprise people about you?

Surprise people…I don’t know, that’s hard because I feel like I’m kind of an open book person. Maybe that I’m not from here, because I’ve lived here so long. I don’t really talk about the fact that I’m from Mississippi. Unless you know me I guess, especially during derby, because we don’t—I feel like when I’m at practice, I just focus on practice. But yeah, I’ve lived here for about ten years, and I grew up in Mississippi, and I moved here to go to Maryville College. That’s a fun fact I guess.

Yeah! What kept you in Tennessee?

I just liked it, and I didn’t want to go back, honestly. [laughs] No, I went to Maryville College and I knew that I wanted to probably live in this area or at least in this area of the country, and I just liked it, and I got a job here.

What’s something that you like about East Tennessee?

The mountains, honestly. I love that there’s—Knoxville’s a big enough city to where you don’t feel like it’s a huge city, right, because where I grew up, this is like a huge city compared to where I’m from. But then there’s still the outdoorsy stuff to do.

Strike and a friend smiling in front of a neon sign that reads "We're All Mad Here"

What is something that roller derby has taught you about yourself?

I think it’s good at teaching you teamwork and trusting others, because you really do have to trust your teammates. I know that’s one of our affirmations, but you can not do it on your own. You really do have to trust your teammates! Definitely life lessons.

What advice do you have for people who want to play roller derby?

Selfie of Strike and Pistol Whips in full gameday gear in front of the merch table.

Don’t be afraid of criticism, I guess, and don’t take stuff personally because everybody is there to help you. I don’t think that I take stuff personally, but I think some people do, so everybody wants to see you be successful. And invest in good equipment—you want to have good knee pads and stuff.

Who would you like to nominate for next month? 

Let’s go with Heather [Pistol Whips].

And what do you want to ask her?

Oh I get to ask a specific question? Maybe what her favorite thing about her first season would be? Like if she has a specific moment, from either a game or a practice, because now we’ve had a full season.


Thank you for a great conversation Miss I’ll Strike! Readers, our new class of fresh meat just graduated, and as she said, it prepares skaters for everything they need to be a part of our league. We’re all excited to watch them grow and for our season to begin again. Until then, be like Miss I’ll Strike, and trust the teammates in your life.

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October Featured Skater: Killer Kanary

Headshot of Killer Kanary. She is in a black Hard Knox jersey with one hand on her hip and the other held up in a cute pose. In the background, you can see the Sunsphere.

Name: Killer Kanary

Number: 240

Travel Team: Brawlers

Home Team: Lolitas

Years skating: 2


Don’t let her short stature fool you—she causes big problems for any opponent that goes up against the Brawlers! Get to know October’s skater of the month: Killer Kanary!


You were nominated by Bumble Beast, who wants to know why you joined derby, and is that the reason that you’re still in it?

I joined derby in the first place because I moved back to Knoxville after going to school in middle Tennessee, and I was like, I miss doing sports, I miss the environment I had when I did volleyball, band, that kind of stuff. I needed a way to exercise, I needed a way to make friends in Knoxville again, and so I joined, and my reasoning was: I can take a hit, so I think that this is something that I can do. I went to Skatetown a week before fresh meat and was like, let’s see if I can skate a lap. If I can skate a lap and not bust my ass, we’ll do it. And so I was able to do that, so I signed up, and I joined, and now I’m here!

Kanary and the rest of her Fresh Meat class geared up at practice; all are smiling and pointing at the camera.

I think that’s probably still the same reason I’m in it. I obviously like the competitiveness of it now and doing all of those types of things, but really, I do like finding you have this good group of people that, you know, if you need anything, you can go to them. But then also it does get me out of the house. It forces me to exercise (because I can’t force myself) and it’s a fun way to exercise rather than doing cardio that I hate. I still hate cardio at practice, but at least it’s on skates rather than running.

Well that’s really cool that you had done athletic things before! How does [roller derby] compare to things you had done in the past?

I wouldn’t say it’s not similar, it’s pretty similar. I mean, it’s a team sport, so I think a lot of the same things kind of apply. Like obviously I really only did sports when I was in school, but it has the same team aspects of it that you would expect. You find a good group of people—again, I think that's why people do sports in school as well, just so they have someone that they go to, that kind of thing. So I really think you develop the same types of relationships. I think we saw on the Brawlers this year—you kind of build, I can't think of the word right now, but like camaraderie almost? Like you can work really well together. And I think I really noticed that this season, and that's stuff I've noticed in the past. Even doing band, I think you have that, you know, you play really well together and you knew what one person would do and this other person would do. I think that's probably the most similar aspect of it.

Kanary, wearing a white HKRD jersey, is blocking with the rest of her wall against a team in black.

What's your favorite position to play, and what do you love about it?

I really like blocking. I mean, we only have so many positions. But I think I've really gotten better at that this season. Just being able to, you know, hold someone is a very fun feeling. Whether that be with someone or on your own, like we worked on one-on-one blocking so much, and I think it just came a long way. I think I'd like to pivot in the future, but honestly I need to build some endurance before I can do such a thing! [laughs]

Kanary jamming, and the ref is indicating that she is the lead jammer.

Which is not easy to do!

No, not at all. That’s probably my least favorite part, but it’s an important part.

How would you describe your derby playing style?

I don't even know! I think I'm a lot more vocal out there than I would say I am at practice? It's like we get out there, and I'm just talking I feel like the entire time, which is helpful for myself at least. So I think I'm just really vocal. Yeah, I think that's probably how I would describe it. I don't think I'm too aggressive yet. I think Bush wants me to be more aggressive.

Do you want to be more aggressive?

Yes? I think I get scared I'm gonna hit someone the wrong way, or do something wrong and end up hurting someone. And then sometimes I forget that I can just hit someone, and sometimes I feel like, you know, it comes off as you're kind of being a jerk. I think it'd be good if I was more aggressive because I feel like I do play a lot of offense, that kind of thing, but we'll see what next year brings.

Kanary in a wall, waiting for the jam to start. She is smiling widely.

What's your favorite kind of offense to do?

So what has happened is that I get the jammer and they grab onto me, and then I'm like a little cannonball. I can't say a big cannonball, but I still go through, I feel like. So I think that's fun. I really liked the person we had the clinic with last year (I can't remember her name right now, I'm blanking) but whoever we did the clinic with last year, and she would take out the brace and the two people, like both people on the line. I like doing two-in-one rather than just one. Not saying I do that all the time, but it is fun when you can.

What are some of your favorite achievements on the track?

Kanary smiling with an MVP blocker award.

There was one girl we played against, I can't remember what team she was on, I think it was not this last bout but the bout before. I think she was probably like six foot something; she was very tall, very sturdy, and I think I moved her once or twice. So that's a pretty good one. I jammed this year, got some points. I knocked some people down, I think, you know. The first bout of the season I got MVP Blocker, so that's always fun as well.

Did you have any goals for yourself for this season?

I don't know if I'm necessarily like a goal-oriented person, which sounds very strange. So I don't think that I really set any goals for myself, which maybe I need to. But you remember at the beginning of the season—I couldn't even do five minutes of laps without having to stop, and now that's something that I can do. So probably improving my endurance, and I feel like I have done that. It's been forced, but it's happened. Failing is what I’m focusing on! [laughs] I like derby, but...but yeah, improving that, but I don't think I really had any set goals necessarily. But I think I've achieved things that I'm proud of.

Yeah! I feel kind of similar in that sometimes I don't always have a set goal because the things I want might not be within my reach necessarily, so it's just like, whatever happens, I'm going to celebrate it.

Yeah, I think that's probably the way I'm kind of more so in just doing my best and you know, if I do something good, then fantastic. But yeah, so maybe next year I'll come with something that I want to make sure happens.

Kanary smiling in front of a waterfall.

What is a hobby that you would like to get into or maybe one that you would want to return to?

Okay—let's see. I've been doing hobbies. I started basket weaving, which some people have heard about. I've been discussing my basket weaving. Let's see, outside of derby, I do naturalist things and so everyone knows my love of birds, so probably actually get more into birding. I don't go birding a lot, but I like learning about it. I like doing different things with it, learning all the stupid little bird names. So yeah, probably more actively birding.

Do you have a favorite bird that you could tell us one fact about?

I'm on the spot! But I have learned that I really like owls. Owls are chill, they’re cool, they're little crazy things. Their ears are actually lopsided so one is lower than the other, but it's so they can have more of a 360 hearing. And as you know, they can't turn their heads all the way around (I feel like everyone knows that). That's my fun fact!

Kanary and Lethally Blonde smiling and dancing on the track as the two teams wait for the jam to start.

How did you choose your skater name and number?

Obviously my skater name is Killer Kanary, and my number is 240.

So I have a disorder like Tourette's where I have tics, and so I make bird noises, little chirps and things. I forget who helped me come up with the name, but I was trying to come up with something fun, cute, and someone suggested, "Well why don't you do something bird related? Because you're making these little purrs and clicks and noises and things." I was like, well that's cute. So someone said Killer Kanary, and I didn't even come up with it. I can't remember who helped me, I think it was Kenzie who was there last year, did fresh meat with me. But yeah, so having tics, it's great.

Kanary and her boyfriend smiling for a selfie.

And then 240: it comes from my area code when I lived up in Maryland, for the phone. I had no creativity, I didn't know what to do, so that's what I got.

How do you like to spend your time outside of derby?

I mostly hang out with my boyfriend and my pup. My dog wants to play all the time. He's an Australian Shepherd. He has a massive amount of energy, so I hang out with him a lot. I do a lot of reading. I take my naturalist classes where I do nature things. So yeah, and then I just work. That’s my main things.

Kanary and her dog by a creek.

What is something that roller derby has taught you about yourself?

You can do hard things! I think I've said this to everyone, but I really wanted to quit because at the beginning, when it—usually things click for me. Derby did not click for me, for a very long time, and it still hasn't fully clicked. But after doing fresh meat, I was like, I still suck, this is awful. I got held back in my fresh meat class, which was fine. [laugh] But I was like, I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to do this, so I was like I might as well just suck.

I guess it basically just taught me: you can do hard things, you can keep doing it, you don't have to be good immediately at everything because literally I think I stayed a couple more months and things just started clicking. It worked out for me, and I really like it now, and I can't imagine leaving. It's like a little cult. And now I'm in it. Can I leave? Who knows. [laughs]

The four MVP skaters at the Naughty or Nice competition. Kanary is in a red jersey.

Well this is a perfect segue—we are about to start a new fresh meat class, so any other advice you could give the fresh meat, besides don't give up because you can do it?

Don't give up, never surrender. You know, just be patient with yourself. It's really hard. I feel like we lose a lot of people because they kind of have that same thing where they're like, "Ooh this is not clicking." But literally everyone will tell you that, honestly you don't start really being able to grasp everything until two years in. Be patient, it takes some time, but if you stick with it, you're gonna love it, and everyone wants you to do well. They don't want you to fail, they want you to be there, they want you to do well.

Trauma Queen, Kanary, and Punchy Bruiser smiling in front of the Tennessee Theatre. All are in pride gear. Trauma and Punchy are in full skating gear.

Or do rec league! You don't have to be fully in it, because attendance, making attendance is hard as well. So just find a way to make it work for you, even if it's not necessarily like gonna fit everything in your life right now.

What is your favorite thing about Hard Knox as a team?

I think I've covered this a little bit, but just how supportive everyone is. You know, everyone was really sweet, everyone really wants you to feel welcomed. I think it took me a little bit to get into it, but people still keep inviting you to things and still want you to show up, even if you're not the most outgoing person. But yeah, I just like how nice everyone is and, you know, just the community that it is, which seems like a really basic answer, but that's the great part of it. You just have a community!

Who would you like to nominate next month, and what do you want to ask them?

Strike, my lovely blocking partner. What do I want to ask her...I feel like the easiest one is like why did you join? Why are you here? Who put you here? So yeah, I guess I'll ask her why did you want to do derby, and do you feel like you’re in a cult now? [laughs]

Killer Kanary and Miss I'll Strike, both in full gear, smiling for a selfie.

Kanary, thank you for a great conversation that kept me laughing the entire time! Readers, our regular season may be over, but you can still catch Hard Knox in the Pride Parade on Friday, October 6, and of course, some of you may be joining us as fresh meat very soon! Until next time, be like Kanary and know that you can do hard things.

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